Kamis, 05 Februari 2015

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cerita lucu tukang becak

Sueb : "mau kemana mah!!"
Mamah : "mau mempercantik diri eb!!"
Sueb : "Oh , mau kesalon yah
mah!!"
Mamah : "bukan eb , tapi mau
belajar photoshop , ngedit foto
supaya cantik!!"
Sueb : *#/ *­ngejengkang*.
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Susi : "beb, cantikan mana aku
sama mantan kamu?"
Somad : "kamu lah!!"
Susi : "ih makin cinta deh!!"
Somad : "iya soalnya mantan aku
yg kemaren itu ganteng!!"
Susi : *#/ ­najis* *putus*
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Sueb : "mak , sueb abis colek
cewek!!"
Emak : "wah , engga marah tuh?"
Sueb : "engga tuh mah!!"
Emak : "pasti cewek ga bener
tuh , emang sueb colek dimana?
Sueb : "di facebook!!"
Emak : *#/ ­*salto bulak-balik­*
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Bejo : "mad semalem nonton bola
gak lo?"
Somad : "nonton dong!!"
Bejo : "bohong lo , orang semalem
mati lampu!!"
Somad : "gua kan nontonnya pake
lilin jo!!"
Bejo : *#/ ­*kejang-kejang*
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Bejo : "becak??? *manggil tukang b­ecak* ke alun-alun berapa bang?"
Tukang becak : "5 ribu dek!!"
Bejo : "kalo sama tas koper
berapa?"
Tukang becak : "tas koper gratis
dek!!"
Bejo : "ya udah nih tas koper lo
bawain , gua lari aja ampe sono!!"
Tukang becak : #*/ *nelen koper*

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